I think I have the black lung

So with all the smoke that has been going about town in Greece I think I could easily have the black lung. Everyone smoked, and seriously i think people were smoking 2 at a time. It was pretty loco. I just got used to feeling polluted. People would actually smoke while eating. So dirty.

We had to take a flight to Athens from Mykonos and the airport was probably as big as the McDonalds parking lot across the street from my house. The line was forming and this one dirty girl on our tour decided that there were two lines (there weren't) and so she cut us in line. I hope that 5 minutes you saved really helped out when you were waiting in the one terminal for the same flight with all the rest of us, dirty whore. From that point on we hated her. She was married to this super annoying Filipino guy too, so that was another strike against her. Ok granted I know that both Rachel and I are half Filipino, but damn, sometimes our people can be so showy....kinda like the other Filipino on the tour. We started to refer to her as "auntie" because she was on the older side and super irritating.

While we were there we also encountered this girl from Michigan who I swore was foreign, until she started speaking to us in English and asking if we were with some random guy at the port. Of course we were like, um no. and so she says that he was creeping her out because he kept circling the area we were in. Of course we didnt notice it until she said something, but then yep, sure enough dude was circling like a shark. That girl was actually pretty nice. She wasnt on oue tour.... She was on honeymoon with her husband--she used to live in Orange County, but she was from like Flint, Michigan or something like that. I kept asking her if she was near Detroit...mainly because I am a geography a-hole and can't grasp the concepts of near and far geographically. Like New York and New Jersey are the same location, and Portland and Seattle are also right next door in my mind. Obviously not, but I digress.

Once we actually arrived in Athens, we had the best Gate 1 experience of the entire trip. Our person who met us was named Dimitris, and provided maps and pick up information. What? I dont know who brought you, but you are great.

However this elation was tarnished with the people on our tour who kept asking asinine questions, like "why is the Acropolis tall?" "what do you mean by different lines for the metro?" and "what do you mean when you say Tram?" yes, those all were asked...by the same person. She too was from Michigan. Do not know what cave she crawled out of, but she was a complete idiot. I was so put off by her and her annoying bf. He tried to cram a regular suitcase into the overhead compartment on the ferry a couple days back so I was already over them the first day I ever saw them. To my dismay the only other people at our hotel were the Filipino guy and his bitch wife that cut us in line. GREAT. Turns out our other American friends got a sweet upgrade to a nicer hotel after Aunt Linda bitched out Gate One for being overall idiots and inconsiderate of the needs of G-Ma. So we were stuck with those other two idiots. So while we are dropping everyone off, this Filipino dude goes off on this tangent to Dimitris about why he and his friends (THAT HE MADE ON THE TOUR) were separated and had different flights, and how would he get in touch with them, etc. etc. etc. It went on for seriously half an hour. "they are 7 hours ahead of us, so I don't know if we can book the tour, because we are doing whatever they are." Can you call the hotel and find them for us? do you think they are in the lobby? how are we supposed to find them in Athens. There are 5 of them and only 2 of us. What can we do? I need help. SO ANNOYING. You have known them for about 3 days, I think it will be ok if you see Athens WITH YOUR WIFE who you came with. LAME.